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[willinglychanged]

Wishful thinking is the only kind of thinking I'm good at.
It probably is. A waste of time that is.

I can kinda see when people are hot, men or women... but I only really get going for dudes.
Not sure if I can help you there.

[glowsferatu]

i can recognize aesthetic appeal certainly
id be rather shit at my job if i couldnt
but attraction i think is something wholly other

more for you i suppose

[willinglychanged]

Must be a wolf thing. Attraction is pretty easy to come by. Hell I create a lot of it after all- all kinda animal attraction.

[glowsferatu]

are you a wolf then
i would have thought that having paws would make typing much more difficult than you make it seem
its deserving of commendation

[willinglychanged]

werewolf.
still got hands, man.

[glowsferatu]

apologies
my mistake

but what youre telling me right now
is that we are collectively a gay werewolf and a lesbian vampire
that rivalry would be so cliched i think we should be embarrassed not to forgo it entirely

i dont think ive properly introduced myself
kanaya maryam

[willinglychanged]

wait, what?
Come on I happen to like lesbians- I mean, more dick for me, right?

Besides, back home wolves and vampire get along just fine. All that old hatred died down when we realized we kinda needed each other to survive.

And I'm Andrew Warner.

[glowsferatu]

precisely why i think a rivalry wouldnt be worth the bother!
no one wants to be a cliche anyway

i think you may be the first proper werewolf ive yet encountered actually
the closest i can recall was more a wolf who sometimes pretended to be a boy

[ She misses Toboe a bit, he was adorable. ]

[willinglychanged]

Good. I'm glad. I don't even have the energy for rivalries. We'll leave em for the straight guys. They love rivalries.

Really? Seems like I'm the first real werewolf anyone round here has seen.
Really?? That's uh, kinda weird. I'm a real boy. No pretending here.

[glowsferatu]

really really
suppose it makes you something of a novelty
the novelty of which for you im sure will expire before too long
time does have that tendency

[willinglychanged]

Hell it expired the first day I got here.
Probably around the same time I explained I'm not some crazy murderer who's gonna pillage the farms.

[glowsferatu]

at least youve yet to be accused of gathering an army to overthrow humanity
and the fetishists!!
are there such things as werewolf fetishists

[willinglychanged]

They don't think I'm smart enough for one of those. Total savage wolf, remember?
There are! They're like 'SMELL MY JUNK, YOU LIKE THAT SHIT RIGHT? GROW MORE HAIR. PRETEND TO BITE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND WITH A PICNIC BASKET'

[glowsferatu]

oh my god
i suppose it isnt as bad as hoping you will let them lead you around town on a leash or drink from a bowl
but now i wonder if maybe i dont have it so bad
the biting isnt pretend thats for certain

[willinglychanged]

Hey being lead around on a leash is kinda hot in the right circumstances ;) i can be a fan of leather when it takes me.
Yeah at least you ain't got Little Red Riding Hoods to deal with.

[glowsferatu]

there are a number of things that can be exciting and pleasurable when practiced with someone who actually recognizes you to be a person rather than the singular embodiment of their fetish
even the ones that look the worst on the outside could be cast in an entirely different light when done with the right party

[willinglychanged]

believe me I've had a hell of a lotta great sex with people that got into it AFTER they found out about me being a wolf.
I feel you there though. Done a lot of things in the right circumstances that'd make a nun blush.

[glowsferatu]

im mostly speaking hypothetically myself
but more power to you on that

[willinglychanged]

I'm all about the whole game of 'sexual liberation'

[glowsferatu]

my mother probably would have liked you
she was the same way
but "liberated" is never a word id use to describe myself

[willinglychanged]

Liberation is one hell of an important thing.

[glowsferatu]

to each their pwn i suppose
ive never had much room for it in my life

[willinglychanged]

you should.
makes for a better life.

[glowsferatu]

"a better life" is such a nebulous and unattainable concepts
at least i thought so
something happened last night that might actually result in one for me
thats rather what i was trying to reach someone about when i got you
but one might say "liberation" is quite the opposite of motherhood

[willinglychanged]

Hey I totally believe in the 'better life' philosophy.
I mean just look at me... like just keeps getting better and better ;)

...wait?
You're pregnant?
can vampires even get pregnant?

[Because that's totally the mental jump he made.]