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[Drew just nods slowly before curling up and getting a little more comfortable around the other man. He nods slowly.] Just one of us, then. Guess it woulda been too hilarious thinkin' the two of us had got down and dirty with the same man.

[Dorian. Oh. That was Toby's boyfriend? It seemed almost out of place from what he knew of the former.] Oh yeah? He swung by here a couple weeks ago, hooked me up with Matthew. Gave me a book I haven't tried to read yet... he's cute. [He nods again, the motion slow as he smokes before absent mindedly passing the joint to Toby whether he wanted to smoke or not.]

[Toby glances at the joint for a moment while he considers before plucking it up and taking a drag. Smoking isn't really his thing, but that doesn't mean he hasn't tried. However, he's never smoked a joint with wolfsbane, and while vampirism grants him some deal of protection, he doesn't know what kind of effect it'll have on him. He then returns it to the werewolf and exhales.]

Yeah—and let me guess: he gave you "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde, didn't he? [He has an endearing smile as he shakes his head in amusement.] How very like him; he's quite vain and conceited, that Dorian.

[But Toby loves him more than anything.]

[He nods again while taking the joint back, his hand tracing invisible patterns into Toby's scalp as he sucks deeply on the roach, holding his breath this time for what is clearly an inhuman length of time before exhaling not unlike the wolf that would blow the house down.]

He sure is... in a hot kinda way. If y'all ever consider a threesome I better be first on that list. [And then he genuinely giggles.]

[The lazy movements on his head lull Toby into comfort and security, and he practically snuggles up, feeling good and cozy against the werewolf. He lets out a quiet hum before speaking.]

Mmm, yeah... he is. No worries, Drew; you are definitely number one on that list.

[He takes a deep breath and sits in pleasant silence for some moments until he pulls up his device.]

That reminds me, I didn't get something you wrote in the messages—who's Britney?

[That's so 90s, like Toby has any clue.]

[When he feels Toby finally relax against him he lets out his own soft sigh. He'd needed this for a while, comfortable companionship, a body against his, the intimacy of casual touches.]

Good to know, I'd be one sad puppy if y'said no. [He's smiling though until Toby asks that question and Drew's jaw drops slightly.]

Who's Britney, you're seriously askin' me who the hell Britney Spears is...? [His hand still in Toby's hair because this just wasn't cool.]

[Innocently and in all earnest,] Am I supposed to know who that is?

[Drew just looks sad.] Yeah, you are... damn vampires and their lack of pop culture. Y'all miss out on everythin'. [And now he's just going to take another reek on his joint.]

~~[He might actually know if he hadn't been dead.]~~

Hey... [He reassuringly runs his hand back and forth against Drew's thigh.] I don't know that it's something to get sad about. Can't you just catch me up, like how you explained hacking at the swear-in event?

[He just smiles then, he wasn't really sad per se, maybe just disappointed.]

She's a singer, got into it when she was just a kid and then went absolutely insane... there's no catchin' up on Britney Speers, you had to live through her.

Ah, damn. More's the pity. [He puts the device away, having addressed what he really didn't understand.] Should I have paid more mind to how many inches the pizza was? I simply ordered them large and meaty...

[He chokes out a laugh before squeezing Toby's shoulder.] I'm sure whatever amount of inches y'got are more than good enough. [He waggles his eyebrows as if to say there was a huge double entendre involved.]

[He realizes a little too late what he'd walked into, and laughs in response.]

Oh, Drew. I appreciate you vouching my adequacy. This apparently isn't a case of seeing is believing.

Hell y'could whip it out and confirm some details if y'wanted? [He nudges against him with a shoulder as if to egg him on.]

[While lazily shoving Drew back, he's clearly cracked up about it.]

Nice try, but not this time!

[He sighs, looking the picture of disappointment.]

Well damn, maybe I'll ask again in a couple hours, lull you into some kinda false sense of security.

[Feeling kinda bad about it, Toby frowns slightly but remains good-spirited.]

...But you just mentioned your scandalous plan aloud!

[He wasn't really disappointed but at least the act was working.]

I'm just never gonna make it as a super villain, am I? Givin' out all my secrets so quick.

Perhaps not, but you can't mean you've revealed all your secrets. [A small chuckle.] I know there's more to you that I haven't discovered.

[Like the thing where Drew can turn back into a human during the full moon he eventually learns about in the log following this...]

[He chuckles.] I'm an open book Toby, you've just gotta ask the right questions. [He grins nice and wide, squeezing an arm around Toby.] Y'should take advantage of the fact I ain't so in control of myself an' ask 'em.

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—If only I knew all the questions to ask. [Even being pulled close and tight against Drew, Toby finds himself grinning and feeling perfectly comfortable.] Then I might actually be capable of taking advantage of the situation.

[Though the reality is, he probably wouldn't be much good at taking advantage of it anyway. Not in any normal circumstance, that is; and so far, these are fairly normal circumstances so far as Toby's concerned.]

[He just smiles even wider.] Well hell, I can't go tellin' you the questions, kinda spoils the whole thing. [He flicks ash from the joint into a nearby ash tray, a painted clay thing he'd seen in a store before taking another long reek and passing it to Toby, he hadn't even bothered to ask if the vampire could get affected by this crap.]

Got a light? [Just one night won't kill him, he thinks. And he doesn't expect to be doing this anytime soon in the foreseeable future.]

Anyway, keep your secrets for now, and you can surprise me later. More fun for the both of us, I think.

[He pulls out the small pink bic lighter and hands it to Toby, moving his legs out from underneath him and putting them across Toby's lap instead.]

My legs are dead. [He groans out the word as if it was actually killing him.] And I'm all about fun and surprises.

[He lights up before taking a hit and mouth-nose exhaling as he holds it out for Drew.

In an amused tone, ] Funny how I come over for dinner as a delivery boy who's now smoking your pot and offering a leg rub like some sort of house-call therapist.

Leg rub? [He perks up.] You could totally give me a leg rub. An' you're not a therapist, you're just a friend I totally wanna bang who happens to like stickin' his teeth in me.

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WAIT WRONG THREAD

did i mess you up with the inclusion of the wolf bit?

yes we'll blame you

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