[Drew raises an eyebrow at that. Be careful where you climb Matthew, after all its not like Drew has multiple layers of clothing protecting his bare flesh right now.]

You tryin'a call me fat or somethin'? [He scratches Matthew's head once more before moving to dislodge the cat.] An' like hell am I gonna carry your ass 'round like some kinda slave. You've got legs, y'can use 'em.